A brief summary of the careers of British comedians
I will act unbelievably posh and heartwrenchingly lonely, only to burst out with a meaningless rant in 3...2...1...
Good evening good evening good EEEEEEVENING DARLING OH I LOVE YOU ALL YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO INTELLIGENT LET'S HAVE A JOLLY GOOD QUIZ SHALL WE?
Let me tell you a story about my adorable and crazy family while simultaneously being adorable and crazy.
WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU TOUCH ME!!! Oh, I'm so lonely...
So once there was this walrus named Georgie and he floated around the sky for a bit and then he landed and turned into a unicorn and mowed over a group of tourists. Do you like my cape?
Aren't I cute? Forgive me while I swear for a bit and tell embarrassing stories about my boyfriend.
I'm going to sit here being adorably posh while complaining about how much I hate Robert Pattinson.
I'm precious and every girl in the audience cried when they found out I was gay.