jhermann:

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your theme music for the day

A brief summary of the careers of British comedians

David Mitchell: I will act unbelievably posh and heartwrenchingly lonely, only to burst out with a meaningless rant in 3...2...1...
Michael McIntyre: Ihopeyoucanunderstandmewheni'mtalkingthisquicklybecauseifnottoughlucksuckah
Stephen Fry: Good evening good evening good EEEEEEVENING DARLING OH I LOVE YOU ALL YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO INTELLIGENT LET'S HAVE A JOLLY GOOD QUIZ SHALL WE?
Russell Howard: Let me tell you a story about my adorable and crazy family while simultaneously being adorable and crazy.
Jon Richardson: WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU TOUCH ME!!! Oh, I'm so lonely...
Noel Fielding: So once there was this walrus named Georgie and he floated around the sky for a bit and then he landed and turned into a unicorn and mowed over a group of tourists. Do you like my cape?
Dara O'Briain: Ehhhhh.....
Miranda Hart: -falls over-
Sarah Millican: Aren't I cute? Forgive me while I swear for a bit and tell embarrassing stories about my boyfriend.
Jack Whitehall: I'm going to sit here being adorably posh while complaining about how much I hate Robert Pattinson.
Simon Amstell: I'm precious and every girl in the audience cried when they found out I was gay.
Russell Brand: SEX

Right. Don’t sound like it. (x)

(Source: emilliederavin)

notsosilentwallflower:

fem!lock au:

Mr. Hudson makes breakfast

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

- Robin Williams (1951 - 2014)

(Source: claireddanes)

partyatbakerstreet:

benaddictedgirl:

paintedprintedpaper:

sherlock-yer:

amandaabbington:

benedict can’t do the live long and prosper sign properly

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benedict accidentally does the nerdfighter gesture

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benedict makes a illuminati sign

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benedict makes a butt instead of a heart

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his hands need their own supervisor

He’s like a small child let loose on the world.

this man imageshould notimagebe allowedimageto leaveimagehis homeimagewithout supervision image

This adorable little puppy!!!!

The plastic lamb though